Spoilers Season 2 premiere

[kapuahi]

Nice choir, not as good as the King being the lead in for the finale
Poor sad kono,, butLook it’s Commander Locke
McGarrett pushups should be a requirement for every episode
Danny’s avoiding the question Steve-O you know that means trouble
Even Locke knows Danny is Steve’s man.
Badass ninja moves Chin is also a pickpocket…..I like it
Wo Fat congratulations feel dirty. I think Chin needs a shower.
Steve misses the sun.
Bad Victor!
Oooh, new pictures in parts of the intro….Max is there too!
Nice snarky little salute from Danno.
Danny and Chin bickering, not good, but strangely compelling.
Steve’s boys are going to save him, forensics be damned..yes they are.
“He trained Steve” yup it’s his fault alright.
It must be wrong to find someone bleeding and running for his life so hot.
Lol, Danny is moving the office to his apartment. One of them will have to sit on the stoop.
Steve’s been teaching Kono bad habits.
Nosy cop didn’t stand a chance.
What is it with McUniform. Must he always be hot?
Why does everyone look concerned with “I trained him”
Max you and your umbrella and 911 call are adorable.
Poor Steve, he’s got nowhere to go.
It’s okay, News scares me too Max.
Max’s roommate needs fashion lessons.
Yelling =Loving Steve, did you miss that memo.
Danno needs to pace out his cranky.
Don’t be dissing the nerdy geek Danno.
That is more like a cargumate than a cargument. Eyefucking FTW.
Stop looking at him with the Sexy Eyes of Love, Steven.
I’d trade in my prehistoric fossils for that bad boy too, Max.
RuhRo. Kono is on the bad boys trail.
Mokoto making with the pressing with McDaddy buttons, parts of the past filled, but still a mindfuck for Steve.
Chairman Fat can’t intimidate Baddass Kono.
Kamekona does whatever it takes to keep his friends safe. I like that.
SD card ftw.
Love Danny’s concern for Steve when McDaddy is on screen.
Sneaky Chang, Steve’s rep may have preceeded him.
Danny would need a leg up for top bunk, wouldn’t he?
He left his hammer and screwdriver at home? Can we see his toolbelt please?
Lt Governor is not a happy man.
Steve is sad….wait until he finds out his father saved him, specially since he couldn’t save his father.
McDaddy was a bit creepy stalker.
SWAT? Really. One wounded prison escapee and they need SWAT and a squillion cops. Are they serious? But wait, it is Steve, maybe not.
Yay! The team is back.
Play by the rules except for when the line is blurry? How is that really different?
Kono’s an hour overdue? That can’t be good.
And they’re off.
Haole buyer is smart but not as smart as our Badass Kono.
Dirty Bomb!!!
Getting aboard had to hurt, both of them.
Chin steering and using his shotty, seriously too much hot on the one boat.
Lol, chum the waters.
Wind down in the bullpen is good, is that Jenna giving Kono the flirt eyes?
I love Max and his milkshake.
Ancillary team banter is adorable.
Steve’s gentle Chin Thank you is adorable.
Bringing Danny a beer and an invitation for woo pitching is adorable.
Bad Danny, breaking the mood and bringing up McDaddy shenanigans.
RuRoh. Victor is not a healthy little bad dude.
Wait Jenna with Wo Fat.
Not good. Not Good at all.


And now this is the best episode review I have ever read.

Comments

[finduilas-clln.livejournal.com]

I want to say something coherent, I really do, but I think back at the episode and all I have is SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOMGILOVEHTEMSOMUCH!!!

[kapuahi.livejournal.com]

I'm still seeking coherency, I love it when a show does that for me.

[finduilas-clln.livejournal.com]

It's been a while since a show did that to me. In fact, I don't think I've ever had it this bad. :D

[lunachickk.livejournal.com]

That is more like a cargumate than a cargument. Eyefucking FTW.

OMG, yes!

That ep review was wonderful! Thank you for the link!

[kapuahi.livejournal.com]

It never ceases to amaze me how much the two of them can say without even saying a word

[lunachickk.livejournal.com]

I know. I could actually watch the two of them stare at each other for an entire episode without speaking and be very happy.

[crossmymind.livejournal.com]

That is more like a cargumate than a cargument. Eyefucking FTW.

EPIC EYESEXING WAS EPIC.

[kapuahi.livejournal.com]

It was wasn't it?

[stellarmeadow.livejournal.com]

I love this so much!! :) But especially:

This made me LOL: Danny would need a leg up for top bunk, wouldn’t he?

Also, He left his hammer and screwdriver at home? Can we see his toolbelt please?

Yes! And maybe see him wearing it...naked...or, y'know, just naked. With Steve...

Wait...what was I saying?

Oh, right! Because it must be said many, many times OMG THE CAR AND THE EYFUCKING!

[kapuahi.livejournal.com]

Every time I think of Danny in a toolbelt I get this weird funky AU in my head where Five0 is this generations Village people, they've got the sailor and the cop, Danny with a toolbelt would make him the Construction worker. I'm equal opportunity, maybe Kono would like the leather role.

They eyefucking it was phenomenal, and I have declared each episode should come complete with McGarrett push-ups, Kono asskicking, Chin ninja pickpocketing and at least two eyefucking scenes (would that make it an eyeorgy?)

[stellarmeadow.livejournal.com]

I am all for those requirements! I have to admit, about the hundredth time I watched the push ups I was ebmarassed that he makes them look so easy and I can barely manage five in a row. Such strong arms...

Also! I am now quietly dying at the thought of H50 Village People...*smothers giggles before work thinks she's insane*